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Ukuphululwa ngomlomo kuhlala kusenza ukuba isondo sibe nenkanuko. Abantu abaninzi bayaboyika okanye mhlawumbi babagqala njengento elihlazo. Kodwa kufuneka ujonge intombazana kwaye uqaphele ukuba enye indlela yokumnika ulonwabo lomzimba ayikayilwa. Ewe, ixhomekeke kumntu wonke. Kodwa ndazenzela ukhetho. Kwaye uncumo oluchulumancisayo lweqabane lam lundixelela ukuba andiphosisanga ekukhetheni kwam i-caresses.
Umhlohli kufuneka aphuhlise izakhono zabafundi bakhe abangamantombazana, aqaphele utyekelo lwabo kwaye enze loo nto. Kwaye le ntombi yayidlala impempe yesikhumba. Olu buchule luya kumnceda kakhulu, kungekhona kwizifundo zakhe kuphela, kodwa nakwimpilo yemihla ngemihla. Into ephambili kukuzilolonga kwansuku zonke kunye neefluti ezahlukeneyo.
Ndicinga ukuba intombazana entle enentloko ebomvu yayizama nzima ukubuyisela ububele, kangangokuba yaphinda yahlawula kakhulu ngokungxama nangokuzincama yenza ubuqhophololo, ngakumbi kuba iimeko zotofotofo zekhabhathi yodidi zivumelekile ukuba ziyenze ngokugqibeleleyo.
UBlondie ukholelwa kuSanta Claus - ngubani omnye oya kuzisa itshekhi ye-100 yeedola kwi-reindeer? Kwaye ukumbulela, unokucinga, ufuna njengenjakazi yoNyaka oMtsha! Ukuba bendinguye, ngokuqinisekileyo ngendingatsho ukuthi hayi-kunye neerandi zam, nazo. Ngoko wasebenzisa umlomo wakhe ukuze afumane isixa esipheleleyo! Kwaye i-dessert ngolwimi ikhululekile!
Ukuba bendingumninimzi bendizomkhotha umntu oncedisa endlini ndimgezele ngaphandle kwe condom? Ndicinga ukuba hayi, bendiza kumfaka kanobom ngaphambili nakwimpundu, kwaye ngamaxesha athile bendiye ndimbizele e-ofisini yam ukuze avuthelwe ngokuthambileyo nangokukhawulezayo! Kwaye ukunyathela ngobunono kunye nokukhotha? Kufuneka uvume ukuba kakhulu!
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